Female Gods

11:39am: Good News!!!
Huzzarrrrr, What earns 4 grand more a month and possesses a cute lily white Irish ass??? Me and my new promotion!!!

I ROCK!!!

I rocked before but now I rock with more money….

more responsibility….

longer hours….

less life…..

and I have to move to HQ with office fascists……

mmmmm but on up side extra money will pay for bike clobber, and maybe even scuba diving yay!!!

*I’ll be a riding, scuba divin diva*

Celebrated with friends at the Equator Bar (never been there before but very nice!!) partners in crime where Hills, beautiful Sarah, Karen with her lovely partner Cam – who (and how I never noticed this before!!) is a little Minx. I thought I was annoying and generally mischievous by nature but this girl makes my attempts seem pathetic.

*Note to self – must up tactics – shall try them out on Gareth!*

Vast amounts of pints drunk, large bags of crisps eaten (by me!!! My appetite is legendary!!!) All women and lesbians together slating men for their general, genetic, universal crapness. Lots of cheering and scaring the regulars. And many thanks to Dear Karen for teaching Kidderminster drinking songs.

Very good night by all – finished aptly by me falling over step on way into house – oooouch!!!

2:32pm: How much is that doggy in the window - no seriously!!!!
Went home last night - looking forward to the reward of my quizz master efforts and found that my adorable cuty (5yr old) puppy had completed some form of guantlet and eaten them - leaving me licked Turkish Delight ones!!!!! No human likes Turkish Delight - how does she know this????? How did she get into the cupboard and manage to close the door.

How is it that I am outwitted by a lesser life form????

As punishment for theft she was taken for walk and was only allowed to look at variouse sticks and not actually able to play with them as owner stubbernly reserved the right to sulk over theft and ignore her best 'play with me face'!!!!

3:07pm: I win.........
HUZZZAR, I had some office training today – usual stuff except for the best food in the WORLD, and that I won the quiz and now the proud owner of Champagne and Chocolates.

Very nice

* the stuff that make horrible kiddi molesting ex boyfriends seem like a distant memory*

2:09pm: Ummmmph
I have come to the conclusion, after being back on the farm for two whole days, that too much green contrives (in me) a strange psycho's. I have spoken to the Peacocks, horses, dogs and cats for inspiration on my latest insomnia piece to no avail.

Now created this live journal in hope of stopping the boredom, and partly as my boyfriendish does this and I want to see what all the fuss is about. Don't know what I'm doing but I'm sure I'll learn.

Hope I can finish this piece soon - can never sleep till it's done and two days of no sleep is not helping the inspiration flow!!!!!!!!!!